How to Steal an Election

If you think the 2020 election is over, think again:

* start with a virus
* import it into America
* talk about it nonstop
* call some governors
* put patients into nursing homes
* kill thousands
* blame the president
* keep blaming
* blame some more
* lock down small businesses
* kill the economy
* push main-in voting
* start a race war
* call for riots
* pick a candidate
* lock him in his basement
* shield him from the press
* don't cover this, don't cover this, don't cover this
* keep dong that
* ignore the economic recovery
* downplay the world peace
* pump the polls
* pump, pump, don't stop pumping
* install your software in swing states
* that was fast
* take control of polling stations
* call off the election when you're l;losing
* kick everyone out
* pull out all the extra ballots
* get the software to do its thing
* get media to say "IT'S OVER"
* call the big tech guys
* have them ban anyone who notices
* act like the whole thing never happened