Faucis Lawyer Tries to OUTSMART Senator Rand Paul in Congress. Instantly REGRETS it.

Q: Why do lawyers swerve on the road to avoid skunks?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What's the difference between a whore and a lawyer?
A: A whore will stop fucking you after you're dead.

Q: Why do Talmudists have such big noses?
A: Air is free.

... As you were :)