Bromance - by Kahlil Knox

A Christmas gift of song, from Kahlil, to his college friends at George Fox University, in Oregon.
Bromance

Bro-o-o-mance

It's like Eminem and Dr. Dre
If I loved you more I might be gay
And when I'm feeling down
You know just what to say
You're my homie (homie)
Yeah ya know me (know me)
And if you ever need a wingman
I'd let any girl blow me off
Cause you're more important than the rest
I confess I'm a mess
If I'm not hangin' with my BFF
You know it's true
You my male boo
Now sing the chorus with me
If you're feeling the same way too

Bromance
Nothing really gay about it
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (gay)
Bro-o-o-omance
Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
I love you in the most heterosexual way

Hold me to a promise
That I'll will be the kind of friend
That in the end
Will always keep you company
Cause when the world gets tough
And times get hard
I will always love you
I'll be your bodyguard
Cause you're my bestie (bestie)
And if you test me (test me)
I'll prove it time and time again
I got your back until the end
A brother from another mother
Never knew how much I loved ya
'Til I started singing this song (Huh)

Bromance (Bromance)
Nothing really gay about it
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (gay)
Bro-o-o-omance (Bromance)
Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
I love you in the most heterosexual way

And now that I've told you how I feel
I hope you feel the same way too
But if you don't
This song was just a joke (Ha ha ha)
But if you do
I love you

Bromance (bromance)
Nothing really gay about it (nothing gay)
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
Bro-o-o-omance (bromance)
Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
I love you (love you) in the most heterosexual way

I love you bro