Why "End of The World" Predictions Never Come True

The yellow breadcrumb chasers should understand how the Event Horizon reality works before they ask for seconds. If you go looking for end of the world symbolism, the reality will gladly create what you expect to find. - Again, waiting 20 minutes for this to load. "CR Checks" taking longer than usual.... What else is new. I may as well keep typing while I wait. I was in 8th grade "homeroom" and I said or sung aloud... "Money for Nothing and your chicks for free," and the girl who sat across from me said, "What did you say?" She said in all seriousness to me, "it's... checks for free!" I said, "What! .... like free checking at a bank? You've got to be kidding me." She said,.... "money goes with checks... it makes sense." - "What about the free toaster," I said?