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The Johnson 5 - Blame It on the Public

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Published on 01 Oct 2020 / In News and Politics

Boris Johnson's Jackson 5 tribute band.

LYRICS:

You plebs are always dying
And I’m not exactly crying
But we need you back out buying
Shit you don’t need

So go to work but don’t go
And take it from old BoJo
When it inevitably fails to succeed

Don’t blame it on The Sun, trots
Don’t blame it on the moonshots
Don’t blame it on the weeks lost
Blame it on the public

Don’t blame it on the testing
Or the lack of track and tracing
Or the Wacky fucking Racing
Blame it on the public

Don’t blame Eat Out to Help Out
Don’t blame the PPE drought
Or years of giving the NHS nowt
No, blame it on the public

Don’t blame it on the late lock
Don’t blame it on my mate ‘Cock
Could maybe blame it on your weight, doc
Yes, blame it on the public

Don’t blame herd immunity
Don’t blame Vallance or Whitty
Or Raab or Gove or Priti
Blame it on the public

Don’t blame it on Back to Work, no!
Don’t blame the contractor murk, oh!
Like giving the tracker to Serco
Blame it on Bercow
Uh, I mean the public

Don’t blame it on the free press
Don’t blame it on the key tests
Don’t blame the 5D chess
Blame it on the public

Don’t blame it on my good friend Dido
Or the care homes genocide, no
Or the missed COBRA meetings
I know, let’s blame it on the public

I just can’t, I just can’t
I just can’t control the spread

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Cizl7ifkA

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