SHAPE SHIFTER - You Don't Want This Sh*t in Your Body! - Fall of the Cabal Creators

I joke with people that I have a PhD in Stuff You're Not Supposed To Know

@Belfrey: im putting together a business plan.since men won't be able to reproduce after the poke..somebody has to repopulate Earth.Im calling it Pure Blood Baby Butter Kit.kit includes sperm injected popsycle stick,sampler of vodka,dryer flower,ovalation thermometer,small mirror and a CD with me saying I love you and you look sexy.i applied for a patent on 1st Ides but they rejected it.patent office said it was prostitution if I got money or a truck.that plan was called Direct injection.no turkey basters allowed.oh well,I'm storing stuff in baby food jars in freezer until patent gets approved.im selling stocks too

@Theroadtroll: I can't imagine why they wouldn't have approved that idea.