How Social Distancing Rules Are Created (humor)

This is funny. To me. If you really think about the rules and regulations that are in place, they are completely random and nonsensical...as if a virus can COUNT, KEEP TRACK OF DAYS, HAS A TAPE MEASURE, KNOWS IF YOU'RE EATING OR NOT, CARES IF YOU'RE SINGING OR TALKING, HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN OR NOT, KNOWS IF YOU'RE IN CHURCH VS. WALMART etc...