assault cane is triggering the left like you wouldn't believe

As my health declined and I needed a cane to get around, I made something to help express who I was. So I made this. OMG, the left is so triggered it's amazing. While I had many people say, make these, sell these, people will buy them up. So I did. I made two extras to sell figuring I'll make more if needed. I still have two left, the same two. Problem is, it's solid oak, so about $40 in wood and supplies, and takes about 5 hours to make. $99 was too much I guess. But I still had fun, and use mine to this day. If you want one, I'll be happy to ship one, but I'm not making any more. You like the idea, make one for yourself, I'm fine with it.