Tops SXB VS Tops Kukuri VS Becker Bk9 VS Schrade Schf43 VS DCF GunSlinger

Why haven't these knives been pitted against each other in a battle to the death already?... I DON'T KNOW!
But my viewers asked for it, and I am delivering it!
1st Place- GunSlinger
28 Chops- 9.33 Chops Average
28oz
Msrp- Unavailable
2nd Place- Jessica X
34 Chops- 11.33 Chops Average
32oz
Msrp- $92.58 ($60 Street)
3rd Place- Tops SXB
37 Chops- 12.33 Chops Average
26oz
Msrp-$300 ($209 Street)
4th Place- Becker Bk9
63 Chops- 21 Chops Average
16.28oz
Msrp- $161 ($105 Street)
5th Place- Tops Bushcraft Kukri
71 Chops- 23.66Chops Average
22oz
Msrp- $250 ($170Street)