Kermit's Rainbow Connection Is Another Humpty Dumpty

Another message artificially carried through time?.... Yup. You see, the story of Humpty Dumpty... sucks. It ain't crap. It could never survive on its own. There is no way 5 billion people would know it today, unless it was "the reality's" job to see to it, that 5 billion people know it. The Rainbow Connection ain't good enough to be covered 30 times in 40 years.